{"id":1260,"date":"2011-07-20T16:14:44","date_gmt":"2011-07-20T22:14:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.orderofephors.com\/?p=1260"},"modified":"2011-07-20T16:14:44","modified_gmt":"2011-07-20T22:14:44","slug":"the-last-straw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.orderofephors.com\/?p=1260","title":{"rendered":"The Last Straw"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWhew!\u201d I thought, as I watched all my stuff finally get<br \/>\nunpacked, after transporting it home along with my two cars. After our odyssey<br \/>\ngetting our stuff past Nicaraguan Customs into Nicaragua (and thousands of<br \/>\ndollars later) I was finally home free and ready to get to work! The first<br \/>\nthing to do was order some equipment for our company, get it incorporated in Nicaragua,<br \/>\nand open a business bank account. In the USA, all this can be done online<br \/>\npretty easily, and with the ordering of electronic equipment (we needed some IP<br \/>\nequipment for our Internet-based company) generally one can expect to have<br \/>\ntheir own purchased property delivered with reasonable certainty.<\/p>\n<p>Mind you, there\u2019s nothing wrong with the services of UPS,<br \/>\nFedEx, or the freight and mail forwarding companies in Nicaragua. They do the<br \/>\nbest they can, under the circumstances. But the circumstances are pretty<br \/>\ndifficult to deal with. Here I was again, dealing with Nicaraguan customs and<br \/>\ntheir \u201csticky\u201d hands.<\/p>\n<p>To make a long story short, every time something had to come<br \/>\nthrough customs, it was guaranteed that the duties on it would be arbitrary,<br \/>\nincrease the cost of the item by at least 50%, and it was anyone\u2019s guess<br \/>\nwhether we would receive it at all. One example was that we ordered a couple of<br \/>\nunblocked iPhone 4\u2019s from so that we could insert the SIM card from the<br \/>\nNicaraguan phone company into them (the ones from AT&amp;T can\u2019t be used with a<br \/>\ndifferent SIM card unless you unblock them, and the iPhone 4 at the time was<br \/>\nstill too new \u2013 no software was yet available to do this.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, we got a great deal on the iPhones, had them<br \/>\nshipped, and they were promptly stopped by Nicaraguan customs, who, after<br \/>\nholding them \u201cin inspection\u201d for almost a month, said that the cost on our<br \/>\ninvoice was \u201cwrong.\u201d They asked us to provide, as proof of the cost, an<br \/>\noriginal invoice notarized and authenticated by the Nicaraguan consulate in the<br \/>\ncountry of origin <em>within 10 days.<\/em><br \/>\nWHAT????!!! Explain to me how I was going to contact the vendor in <em>Canada<\/em> and tell them that the e-mail<br \/>\ninvoice was not good enough and that they had to go to a notary with an<br \/>\ninvoice, get it to the Nicaraguan consulate in Canada, and mail it to me in<br \/>\nNicaragua\u2026within 10 days?? Obviously this was a ploy by customs to get more<br \/>\nduties (if they could claim a higher cost, then they would get more taxes.) I<br \/>\nfinally just told them to put whatever cost they thought should be on the<br \/>\ninvoice, and tax me based on that. It was either that or let them auction my<br \/>\nphones. We ended up paying over $300 in taxes on each iPhone, with no recourse<br \/>\nfor disputing the legality of the situation.<\/p>\n<p>I hope that by now, you\u2019re really grasping the importance of<br \/>\nour Constitutional Amendments that deal with property. It is exactly these<br \/>\nrights that prevent the government in the USA from doing to you what other<br \/>\ncountries are allowed to do with impunity. Property rights are the bread and<br \/>\nbutter of our society, and without them the prosperity of the United States<br \/>\ncould never have been possible.\u00a0 (If you<br \/>\nwant to know more about what I\u2019m talking about, Google the term \u201cBoston Tea<br \/>\nParty\u201d)<\/p>\n<p>In Nicaragua, customs is so notorious that the newspapers<br \/>\ncover its shenanigans on almost a constant basis.\u00a0 I almost laughed myself silly one morning when<br \/>\nthe national newspaper ran this title as the lead story on the daily edition \u2013<br \/>\n\u201cThe rule of law holds no sway at Customs!!\u201d The goal of the Nicarguan Customs officials<br \/>\nis to either make as much money off of you as possible in taxes, or else keep<br \/>\nyour stuff to get auctioned to people that are on the inside.\u00a0 And don\u2019t think that money or those items go<br \/>\nanywhere but to line the pockets of key officials. Guaranteed. Cars, iPads,<br \/>\nfood, wine, phones, TV equipment, books, games, golf clubs, rock<br \/>\ncollections(!), and satellite dishes are just a few items that I\u2019ve heard<br \/>\nhorror stories about from friends trying to make it work in Nicaragua.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve been picking on Customs to highlight the importance of<br \/>\nproperty rights, but let\u2019s pick on another entity \u2013 the Nicaraguan equivalent<br \/>\nof the Secretary of State in a particular US state \u2013 the entities that register<br \/>\nand incorporate new companies. Don\u2019t even ask me to tell you what they are, the<br \/>\nprocess is so convoluted I couldn\u2019t begin to explain it, and at least 3 different<br \/>\ndepartments are involved. When we arrived in November, the first thing we did<br \/>\nwas to hire an attorney to help us incorporate our Internet-based employment company.<br \/>\nWe paid the \u201cexpedited\u201d fee (over $2000) to get it done, presumably, in 30 days<br \/>\nor less. Keep in mind that I can open a company in Nevada for less than $500<br \/>\nand have it be ready in a week or less. Or to compare to another Latin American<br \/>\ncountry, I can pay $1000 in Panama and open it in one day. Nicaragua is a prime<br \/>\nexample of what happens when bureaucrats are in charge and not held<br \/>\naccountable. By the end of January, we STILL didn\u2019t have a company. Of course,<br \/>\nno bank would let us open an account without our incorporation papers, so you<br \/>\ncan imagine how easy setting up to do business became.<\/p>\n<p>The constant delays, plus the realization that the<br \/>\ngovernment was never going to make things easy for us, plus the additional<br \/>\nrealization that should our electronic equipment, unavailable in Nicaragua,<br \/>\never need to be replaced, all our business operations would stop while we waited<br \/>\nfor Customs to release it, led us to the final decision to incorporate and<br \/>\noperate elsewhere. After all, an Internet business can be operated from<br \/>\nanywhere, and without the energy project to keep us in Nicaragua, there was no<br \/>\nreason for us to stay.<\/p>\n<p>So we were coming back to the USA. Logically, leaving should<br \/>\nhave been easy, right? Just pack our stuff and go? By now you realize where the<br \/>\nstory is going.<\/p>\n<p>Stay tuned for more\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWhew!\u201d I thought, as I watched all my stuff finally get unpacked, after transporting it home along with my two cars. 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